Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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