i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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