Non-Jews are for practice
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.