Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?