**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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