She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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