I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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