After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
