You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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