If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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