May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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