You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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