Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.