I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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