And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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