My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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