you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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