Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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