Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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