My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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