Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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