Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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