Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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