I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
my poor anus
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
