I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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