what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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