i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
