My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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