He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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