i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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No subtext here. People are naked.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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