We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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