um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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