I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
