No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I can't turn off my feet"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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