Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you win again, gameday.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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