do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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