Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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