I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
