you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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