12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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