Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
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he shaved USA in his pubs
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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