I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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