That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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