i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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