I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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