Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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