I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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