my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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