I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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