We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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