Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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