Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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