The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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