Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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