I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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