Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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