is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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