U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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