its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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