its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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