I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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