guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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