Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Barsexuality is the new black.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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