Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
True but thats because hes a fetus.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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