Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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